Vox Noxi

I play a lot of World of Warcraft. That isn’t the deep dark secret. I run a PvP (player versus player) guild. Also, not a secret. I get spat on in Shattrath, the neutral city inside which players of both factions may not engage in combat, because of my abuse of the other faction’s players. Again, no secret.

The awful truth is that while marauding around a virtual world, killing and camping, making people scream with frustration and hate the person behind the digital avatar… I am usually wearing little girl’s pyjama pants from Old Navy, pink fuzzy slippers, and listening to outrageously cheesy techno (often singing along gleefully).

Not so fierce anymore, I guess.